Text 25 Jul TOTALLY OKAY

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Hypotheticals such as necessary parameters for a utopia, or how socio and cultural constraints affect overall global well being.

Affects of political policies on general welfare

Beauties of mother nature and the mechanisms for how they form

How social norms affect development of individuals


So I was like “Eh” but then I read this part and now I REALLY want to hang out with you.

Photo 25 Jul You seem really cool besides this, but I mean, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? There is no explanation included.

You seem really cool besides this, but I mean, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? There is no explanation included.

Photo 25 Jan pretty sure this isn’t okay

pretty sure this isn’t okay

Text 6 Nov TOTALLY OKAY

You should message me if:

YOU’RE SICK OF BEING YOUR ONLY FRIEND

Photo 6 Nov "ladies plz be discreet not looking for a threesome lol been there done that lol ! ! I just sold stock in my company so just living the life and lookin for someone to share it with." = dude looking for nude pics from ladies w/out other dudes involved and the ladies think he’s a tall sexy rich 40-something woman

"ladies plz be discreet not looking for a threesome lol been there done that lol ! ! I just sold stock in my company so just living the life and lookin for someone to share it with." = dude looking for nude pics from ladies w/out other dudes involved and the ladies think he’s a tall sexy rich 40-something woman

Photo 6 Nov "I had epic bangs"

Yo those aren’t bangs anymore, they became part of the “hair” probably a couple months before you took this picture.

"I had epic bangs"

Yo those aren’t bangs anymore, they became part of the “hair” probably a couple months before you took this picture.

Photo 29 Oct Dude. Please don’t do this.

Dude. Please don’t do this.

Photo 27 Oct #amazing #marryme

#amazing #marryme

Text 27 Oct The most private thing I’m willing to admit

"The only thing I don’t like about being a woman is that I could never be a drag queen."

Yeah… So, you don’t have to buy expensive chest pieces, or struggle with tucking your junk, or deal with stubble. It’s called being a DIVA and you were born with all the socially acceptable physical tools to present as one. So yours is a stupid response that I hereby deem TOTALLY NOT OKAY.

Photo 27 Oct This is totally okay.

This is totally okay.

Photo 27 Oct Seriously, can you smile any other way? There are 5 other pictures with this same expression. I need to know. I mean it’s fine if this is what your face does naturally, but if it’s NOT then you really need to mix it up.

Seriously, can you smile any other way? There are 5 other pictures with this same expression. I need to know. I mean it’s fine if this is what your face does naturally, but if it’s NOT then you really need to mix it up.

Text 13 Sep 2 notes Six things I could never do without

1. not important

2. not important

3. not important

4. My pet ball python

5. not important

6. not important

… BARF reptiles. barf barf barf barf

Text 12 Sep PC probs

Oh and I quote movies like I have tourettes at times!

Hey that’s not PC. Which I usually don’t have a problem with, but this time it’s just straight-up misguided and discriminatory (read this). EDUCATE YO’SELF

Also now I suspect your reading comprehension level is dangerously low, since you listed Siddhartha as your favorite book. IT’S ABOUT BEING COOL AND YOU’RE NOT ACTING COOL

Text 12 Sep SciFi reality

I like to think that people that live in differnt time zones are either from the past or future from mine.

… and there’s the red flag that you’re probably not very smart. Or just so naive to the abstract concepts of space/time that you just made up a simple reality for yourself to mentally live in. Which is still a red flag.

#realness

Photo 26 Aug Dude seriously

Dude seriously


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